Summary: 955 vaginas 851 penises 797 acts of self-abuse743 acts of intercourse 239 oral sex acts444 breasts (that's 222 pairs) 65 prophylactics 15 scrota
SMUT is a guide to the coarsest, the most lubricious, the downest and distinctly dirtiest of the wonderful counter-language that is slang.
These singularly degenerate pages contain every word you would want to know, and plenty you don't want to know, to describe the lewdest of subjects, including thousands of terms for genitalia and sex acts. A thoroughly, fabulously disgusting book that will have readers simultaneously tittering and blushing.
A little book that's big on filth, containing thousands of slang terms that you wouldn't want your mother to hearArranged in groups by type and subgrouped by themes: member, stick and fruit and vegWith illustrations by Kipper Williams and panels on rhyming slang and other curiosities
A little book that's big on filth, containing thousands of slang terms that you wouldn't want your mother to hear
Arranged in groups by type and subgrouped by themes: member, stick and fruit and veg
With illustrations by Kipper Williams and panels on rhyming slang and other curiosities
Table of Contents: IntroductionBoysGirlsBottomsTurned onSex for OneSex for TwoOral SexKinky SexGay and BiBuying ItPaying for ItPostscript
About the Author(s): Jonathon Green is Britain's foremost lexicographer of slang. His many publications include the Macmillan Dictionary of Contemporary Slang, the Slang Thesaurus and Slang Down the Ages. He has also compiled dictionaries of quotations and oral histories of modern culture.
Contributors: Introduction by Jonathon Green Illustrations by Kipper Williams
Readership: General, especially those interested in humorous books or slang